(1) Believe you've brought a snake to bed and toss aside all pillows (and possibly the baby, too) looking for the snake. Alternate being freaked out that (a) the snake may have suffocated; (b) the snake might bite you and (c) there may be a free-range snake in the house. After a few minutes, realize you're only half-awake and try to shake that lead-bowling-ball-in-your-stomach feeling of dread.
(2) Baby biting your nose. Just like it sounds. Luckily, he has only a few tiny nubs of teeth and a face full of cute.
(3) Feel something odd on your face. Flick it away. Smell the stink. Yep, a stinkbug attack, face-style. We're officially under siege.
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