"We should get a cat."
"We shouldn't get a cat, because Daddy says that I'm allergic and he's allergic."
"But we need to get a cat because of the mouse!"
"I know, we can get a bird. A bird is good because we won't be allergic to it and it eats mice."
"We need to get a bird that eats mice. An owl? A hawk? An eagle?"
"Maybe an eagle. A hawk scratches people and wouldn't be a good pet."
Anyone know where I can source a hungry free-range eagle for living indoors?
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